Home Depot Anthem

from Discount Astrology EP by Balkanist Discourse

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Being a troll- albeit grounded in reality.

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Come on down to Home Depot
We extract raw materials with our bare hands and build toilet seats, sinks, plumbing equipment, yeah we’re men, we’re tough, we’re masculine, yeah we like to build shit!
Come on down, we’re men, we also love cars, we love classic rock, sexism, treating people like shit and repressing our childhood trauma, yaa
Come on down to posturing, overcompensation, repressing homosexuality through homophobia
We love guns! We love country music! We love fucking our cousins! We love fucking our cars!
We love bullshit, ya!
Come on down to fake patriotism, if you kneel for the flag you’re not welcome here, our ancestors didn’t come from Europe or anything, what?
We also love the police cause we love power tripping, we’re afraid of people infringing on our already incredible amount of privilege, we’re scared of other people having as much privilege as us.
You can’t have our advantages we just wanna keep thumping our bibles, fucking our cousins, supporting imperialist foreign policy, sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, repressing (oppressing) folks
All we fucking care about are profits, ya money money money! Cars, masculinity, yeah!
We’re scared of women in charge, we’re scared of POC, we’re scared of diversity, we’re scared of reality
Don’t say you’re a man if you haven’t loved your car, and I mean you gotta fuck your car, we’re men we fuck our cars and play classic rock!
We love patriotism, we love imperialism, we love going to other countries taking their resources implementing (installing) governments who support our economic interests we don’t give a fuck. We’re just entitled stupid fucking pieces of shit, yeah!

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from Discount Astrology EP, released March 28, 2020
Mastering: Nathan Bercovitz

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Balkanist Discourse Chicago, Illinois

Yo! I'm Hera Jackson - Trans (she/her), queer, making fried and unique music influenced by a variety of styles.

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